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vvant:

advice for having the best life ever:

1. dont have a crush

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

(via uninhibited-taboo)

i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know

(Source: introtofeminism, via cheeseburgerdanvers)

menstruate:

red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror

(via jesussbabymomma)

babyheroin:

“Do not fall in love with people like me
we will take you to
museums and parks
and monuments
and kiss you in every beautiful
place so that you can
never go back to them
without tasting us
like blood in your mouth”

(Source: nubesque, via nikkipher)

jesussbabymomma:

how do i go into a mental breakdown seductively

readingfreak:

mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

this^

(via jkeats)

dietmountaindick:

[SCREAMS MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS LYRICS AT YOU]

(via bobby-hicks)

demonhunting:

where can i buy a chris pine

(via logical-deduction)

kenway:

star trek: into darkness more like im crying but my dick is still hard

(via logical-deduction)